@david_chisnall Once your veins were running the bloodline of the Emperor, but look at you now... Twisting astartes genetics into My Little Pony is a truly merciless trick of Chaos!

https://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government

go to the cloud they said
it'll be fine they said

🚨LEGENDARY DROP TOMORROW... Pancake 🤝 Paul’s Security Weekly

Reverse engineering, radare, and NowSecure - you won't want to miss this one

#PaulsSecurityWeekly #radare @pancake @securityweekly

LLM agents:
"Here are some very specific instructions but let's just ignore them as the user was probably joking while smoking crack"

Also LLM agents: "There is a typo in one of the example commands. This should guide us through eternity as the Ark of our great human Master!"

New blog post: Building a Pipeline for Agentic Malware Analysis

Agentic RE + malware analysis with custom skills, MCP tooling, and persistent case state to automate intial triage

Link: https://synthesis.to/2026/03/18/agentic_malware_analysis.html

Github: https://github.com/mrphrazer/agentic-malware-analysis

#malware #reverseengineering #ai #cybersecurity

@0xabad1dea This sounds pretty much like foreign language education in the post-Soviet block

The Most Organized Threat Actors Use Your ITSM (BMC FootPrints Pre-Auth Remote Code Execution Chains) - watchTowr Labs https://labs.watchtowr.com/thanks-itsms-threat-actors-have-never-been-so-organized-bmc-footprints-pre-auth-remote-code-execution-chains/

piracy!

@evan because apparently graffiti is a higher level crime than pedophelia, money laundering, or espionage

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW BANKSY'S IDENTITY

STOP INVESTIGATING BANKSY FFS

INVESTIGATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE

GPU accelerated terminals became even more pointless now that output is emitted from slopmachines (also GPU accelerated!) emulating the speed of teletype terminals.

Btw. this is a great video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frMwsDTjmAs

Day 535. Once you have associated a custom route table to your #Azure Kubernetes Cluster, you are not allowed to change that route table. That seems to be a completely arbitrary limitation since you are allowed to change all custom routes, just not the name of the route table. And while they also state it in the docs, it doesn't get explained. Want to use a new route table for your cluster? Easy, deploy a new cluster.

[RSS] CVE-2025-59284: How reading a gnu manpage led to a Windows NetNTLM phishing exploit

https://sec-fault.com/blog/cve-2025-59284/

[RSS] KslDump -- Why bring your own knife when Defender already left one in the kitchen?

https://github.com/andreisss/KslDump

"I'm concerned about LLM code in #curl and would like to suggest a code ban"

https://github.com/curl/curl/discussions/20972

In case you missed it, new particle just dropped. The LHC has confirmed (and in ridiculous accuracy) the existence of a heavier version of the proton.
A proton is made of 3 quarks, up/up/down. This new particle is made of charm/charm/down, where the charm quark is basically the same as the up, just heavier.
So not groundbreaking like finding supersymmetric particles, but still cool. Further confirmation that the standard model of particle physics is reasonable.
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/lhcb-collaboration-discovers-new-proton-particle

YouTube autoplay switch now does nothing?

Vibe coding is going great at big G!

snap-confine + systemd-tmpfiles = root (CVE-2026-3888)

https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2026/03/17/8

Qualys just can't stop!