Anything can be real. Every imaginable thing is happening somewhere along the dimensional axis. These things happen a billion times over with exactly the same outcome and no one learns anything. Whatever a person can think, imagine, wish for, or believe has already come to pass. Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

Amstrad PPC640 [1987]
CPU: NEC V30 8 Mhz CPU
MEM: 640k RAM ('all you'll ever need')
STORAGE: Dual 720kb DD Floppy Drives

This weeks ritual: copying huge PDB's across machines, otherwise I'll *definitely* hit a bug when executing the binary.

#MurphysLaw

It's been a long time I've seen a good old #deface:

https://www.thyssenkrupp.hu/hu/

(Someone is having fun with JS dependencies?)

@seindal @matdevdug Some doctors in Hungary can do something similar now that authentic notes are stored and shared online, but the expectation is that you go and see the doctor.

The most fun part is since most working adults are generally healthy and this level of healthcare is heavily understaffed many of us never visit their designated doctor (use private healthcare instead) and after a while end up living in far away cities. So in the end we'd travel several hours to see a doctor who is busy with patients actually in need to say that "I have fever" and get a piece of paper.

I started using #Zed for some C/C++ work and I gotta say this is probably the best IDE experience I had with these languages:

- Minimal UI, but important stuff works
- Compilation databases are ingested automagically
- Remote, cross-platform editing (this is **huge**, I still have to figure out remote build/debug though)

As a bonus they even got to disable the Most Annoying Feature(tm) of the editor recently:

https://github.com/zed-industries/zed/issues/59427

@matdevdug I think it's a quite common thing across EU and I hate it.

I’m a little shocked that #germany is requiring workers to get a doctor’s note for any sick leave. It’s such an insanely high barrier for people. I’m sad to see such an important member of the EU go in such an anti-worker direction.

I can say as an American who has had jobs with that requirement, the result is “people come into work sick all the time”. Truly the sickest I’ve been in my life have been places that mandate that, to the extent that one of the two that did ended up rolling it back when an intern threw up in a trashcan in front of our largest customer.

A politician investigating Pegasus spyware… had their phone hacked with Pegasus multiple times. The compromises came days ahead of key meetings of the spyware inquiry:

https://www.wired.com/story/eu-politicians-investigated-pegasus-spyware-then-it-ended-up-on-one-of-their-phones/

Apply all regulations to the last letter.

And after yesterday's post, here's one on the state of things in agentic identity: https://www.codon.org.uk/~mjg59/blog/p/securing-agentic-identity/

So. For the past few days I've been deep in a fun and very rewarding, but also extremely scary debugging saga. To cut a long git-bisecting story short:

Since Linux 6.9 (May 2024), the tool that locks the laptop's drive on suspend had been silently failing.

Like many of my friends, I use full-disk encryption (LUKS) to protect my data if my laptop is lost, seized or stolen. Highly recommended to everyone; in combination with tested and automated backups, it contributes greatly to peace of mind. (Under Windows, the canonical software to do that is VeraCrypt.)

Except that, for more than two years, the encryption key remained resident in memory across suspend, leaving it there for the taking by anyone who seized the still-powered laptop. (It still worked on a full shutdown, but a full shutdown is rare these days.)

There is something uniquely unsettling about trusting a security mechanism for years and learning it was never doing the thing. "A technical argument by a trusted author, which is hard to check and looks similar to arguments known to be correct, is hardly ever checked in detail." The same, it seems, is true for computer code.

The culprit was a sensible and useful refactoring, https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/commit/?id=a28d893eb3270cf62c10dd8777af0d8452cdc072. But it had an unexpected long-range interaction with the encryption code. The fix is exactly one line long: https://lore.kernel.org/all/ajKwRtP8izwRsMmv@quasitopos/ And no, without formal proofs I cannot say whether my patch is correct and free of its own long-range interactions... At the very least, we now have an automated test to detect future regressions (https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/pull/532499) and a patch to emit a warning instead of failing silently (https://gitlab.com/cryptsetup/cryptsetup/-/merge_requests/936).

This is so cool: 4 alternatieve Fields Medals for

Excellence in mathematics research by somebody who is currently over the age of 40.

Excellence in mathematics research with approaches that are not mathematically rigorous (construed broadly).

Excellence in leadership in the mathematics community (construed broadly).

Excellence in exposition of mathematics to a popular audience.

https://esander1789.github.io/afm/

I found a device/bandwidth breakdown in some obscure page of the router's admin interface

the dishwasher's used 700+GB in the last howeverlong, my laptop using 43GB in the same time period

my partner got this dishwasher a few years ago after reading many reviews; I've never liked it much but I liked it even less after discovering you had to use the app – via the internet – to do a rinse cycle or a self-clean

I'm not sure how it could have become compromised; we keep all our stuff up-to-date, I don't let untrusted stuff on the network, and the only android device we have is an MP3 player / e-reader for the kid for which you can only install apps via sideloading APKs via miniSD

Then again, it's a dishwasher company writing software in the age of vibecoding, so who knows, maybe it self-compromised

I wanted to look up how "shotgun" as a reaction is used and after lots of irrelevant results I found this wonderful, barely readable #SmallWeb site giving me the explanation:

slangwall

https://sites.pitt.edu/~emk4/comp1/shotgun.html

If you run a peertube instance, you should have gotten an alert to update. Either way, it's time to update - there's a security fix out for a high severity vulnerability. Some operators got hit last time this happened. Don't let that happen to you. Patch your OS while you're at it. And drink some water. And then go for a walk. And call your mom.

Oh more #fedijobs at Mozilla

Senior Security Engineer (Add-ons) (https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/careers/position/gh/7583571/). This involves building code-review / malware detection pipelines for addons.mozilla.org - really cool team. The same team is also looking for an engineer to implement extension APIs within Firefox, a Senior Platform Engineer (https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/careers/position/gh/7921750/).

Reminder we're active looking for candidates from diverse backgrounds and with perspectives different from our own. Questions? Just ask me :)

@vathpela I'd be very happy with infinite s/n, how do I do that? :)

‘Why Is Meta Destroying Its Engineering Organization?’
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2026/07/02/orosz-meta-engineering-culture

Hmm.

The announcement by Meta that they'll start selling AI compute potentially broke one of the pet narratives of the AI bubble: compute is so scarce that we need to spend all the money to build more. That story is the justification for crypto-turned-AI companies with poor fundamentals like CoreWeave to continue existing.

Nothing about stock or commodities prices makes any sense anymore so maybe tomorrow their stock will be up 2x.

#AI #AIBubble #CoreWeave #CRWV #Meta #StockPrice