Another Monday, another EITW Fortinet 0day. This is the song that never ends.
Trivy supply chain attack enabled European Commission cloud breach https://www.helpnetsecurity.com/2026/04/03/european-commission-cloud-breach/
The results and all releases are in. You crazy people. ❤️
https://www.pouet.net/party_results.php?which=1550&when=2026&font=4
https://files.scene.org/view/parties/2026/revision26/info/results.txt
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
did you know? the google forms share icon has a stray pixel in its corner
why? because the icon spritesheet has a massive black triangle overlapping the icons
what is that triangle? it's a giant out-of-bounds hat!
Lessons learned from the Artemis 2 mission:
1. some genius thought sending Outlook to space was a good idea,
2. some other genius thought that Bluetooth in space was a good idea,
3. plumbers are in demand, even in space.