Fans of security awareness training hate this one simple trick!

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ME: Okayyyyy It's Monday 10:00 AM. I'm sending you 10 copies of this for the 2:00 staff meeting. I just need you to print these for me please.

PRINTER: Ok great

ME: ...

PRINTER: ...

ME: Where are the copies?

PRINTER: What copies?

ME: The copies of the document I asked you to print.

PRINTER: Error.

ME: What error?

PRINTER: It's a secret.

ME: Great ok, I'll just check your queue. Look, they're right there. Literally the first thing in the queue.

PRINTER: Error.

ME: There is no error.

PRINTER: I am taking a wellness break from the internet.

ME: No you're not, I'm reconnecting you.

PRINTER: In that case I'm just going to go have a little lie down.

ME: Nonono please don't

PRINTER: 😴💤

ME: Look please I just need these 10 copies then I swear you can do whatever you want the whole rest of the day.

PRINTER: Promise?

ME: Yes I promise.

PRINTER: Pinky swear?

ME: Yes! I Pinky swear please just print these 10 copies.

PRINTER: Best I can do is the first 3 pages of one copy

ME: That is literally worse than useless.

PRINTER: My toner is low.

ME: No it's not, I just changed it yesterday.

PRINTER: The cyan is low.

ME: You don't even need cyan this is a black and white docume— hey wait a minute you aren't even a color printer!

PRINTER: Sike I meant check my paper tray.

ME: I did. It's full.

PRINTER: Check my *other* paper tray.

ME: No. It's fine.

PRINTER: There is a paper jam.

ME: There is NOT A FUCKING PAPER J— you know what, fine. I'll just open and close the tray again. See if that fixes it.

PRINTER: Oooh yeah baby just like that.

ME: What?

PRINTER: What? Nothing.

ME: Is that better now? Can you just print the damn documents?

PRINTER: What documents?

ME: What docu— THE ONES IN YOUR QUEUE LOOK THEY'RE RIGHT THER— oh wait they're not there anymore where the hell did they go?

PRINTER: I'm going to have a little lie dow—

ME: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING TRY TO GO TO SLEEP ON ME RIGHT NOW I'M HITTING PRINT AGAIN. TEN COPIES. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

PRINTER: Wow cranky. Would you like me to print a test page?

ME: You know what? Sure. Print a test page.

PRINTER: Printing test page.

ME: Wh— just like that?? No need to check the toner? No phantom paper jams? You just... Print it??

PRINTER: It's what I do.

ME: What the fu—

PRINTING: Here are all 19 and a half copies of your document all at once.

ME: ...

PRINTER: Help the last page is jammed.

Email addresses are very simple, and you will score highly in this quiz.

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this, too, is yuri

#ICE #Train #Coupling

The New Zealand Parliament maintains a list of banned words and phrases that are considered unparliamentary or in some way unbecoming of a representative, along with the year they were banned, and honestly? A bunch of these need to make a comeback in US politics.

Here are a few choice examples:

- Idle vapourings of a mind diseased (1947)
- His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides (1949)
- Energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral (1963)
- Silly old moo (1977)

I see great picture, I go to boost, but oh no! There is no alt text. My hands fall off my keyboard in defeat, my heart sinks: I cannot spread this great picture.

Russian Joke:
An old man stands on a street corner in Moscow yelling, “The President is an idiot!”
Police quickly surround and handcuff him. They say, “Don’t you know it’s illegal to insult President Putin?”
The old man says, “But you don’t understand! I meant the Ukrainian president, Zelensky; he’s the one I was insulting.”
The police captain says, “You can’t fool us; everyone knows who the idiot is.”

I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security".

An actual duck just walked by. 🦆

The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life.

I sent the historian
an article documenting
a respiratory disease outbreak
at the concentration camp
they’ve built in Florida,
and the historian replied
that in the 20th century
fascism arrived
after a pandemic,
but in the 21st century
fascism arrived
as a pandemic continued.

Validate your email address.

You're a good email address, we are proud of you

Lament, lament, for the poor embedded developer at Lovense who has had their legitimate business title co-opted by overambitious AI bros and media lick-spittles.

Unknown Senior Vibe Coder, we salute you.

We, the operators of this social media account, sometimes face dilemmas about what we want to post. For example: "Are you a Hubber and want to become a Berger? We're looking forward to you!"

Love it or hate it, one thing is certain: It doesn't really matter, because others are doing our marketing today. 🙃

#Codeberg #GiveUpGitHub #GitHub

Biblically-accurate power outlet

#Shitpost

Being #trans is just like #OpenStreetMap: there's always some government insisting they know the official version.

Please boost: Just to piss off Don Brash and pay him back for using an image of a Māori woman without her #consent on his anti-Māori-wards billboards please share this widely. #nzpol
Via @MichaelaKHulse

SCAM ALERT

An elderly adult may go up to you and pinch your nose without your consent then claim to have stolen your nose

Do not attempt to pay them to reacquire your nose

They do not have your nose

Their supposed proof is just their thumb in between two of their fingers

Do not engage them
You still have possession of your nose

Adults in Britain can no longer type 5318008 into their calculator unless they send a copy of their ID to Casio to verify their age.

faq

q) what is a woman?
a) a woman is somebody who knows they're a woman

q) how can you tell if somebody is a woman?
a) what are you, a fuckin cop?