The tale of the Little Mermaid implies the existence of the Big Mermaid. (Clicks remote. A picture of Godzilla appears on-screen.) What I’m about to suggest may seem shocking

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:

1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

@nev @futurebird

we three ants (two workers, one drone)
bearing honeydew from our home
field and fountain
moor and mountain
following pheremones

i unironically do want “transgender for everybody”

name changes that don’t mess up your credit. hormones and abortion pills over the counter. standards of “looking professional“ that aren’t patriarchal and white-supremacist. hell yeah

you don’t need to *use* transgender but you should be allowed to *have* it

*chanting sigils to the epoxy resin*
get hard get hard get hard get hard get hard

setting a default browser

me: i consent!
firefox: i consent!
teams and outlook: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

"gosh, this installer is taking an awful long time to run"
the bashful UAC prompt hiding minimized in the taskbar:

When a kernel commit starts with "In A.D. 1582 Pope Gregory XIII found that ..." you know you're in for a ride:
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/commit/?id=f076ef44a44d02ed91543f820c14c2c7dff53716
tl;dr: Rockchip decided November should have 31 days...

@tay two robots doing the pocky day kiss thing but with a nuclear fuel rod

When it snows in Scotland the snow turns the Bannockburn statue of Robert the Bruce into something magical.

📸Marisa Braithwaite

@mudkip if we don't make it more gay, alan turing died for nothing

Hey there kiddos!

It's your GAYINT Internet Auntie, here to have some real talk. There's a whole bunch of major holidays coming up (US Thanksgiving, then a whole slew of other days throughout December/January depending on your region/religion). And holidays are stressful.

That goes double when you're. Well. Kinda different. Maybe queer, maybe neurodivergent, both, something else... Look. Holidays are complicated at the best of times. And, these are, quite frankly, not the best of times.

Maybe you're with your family and you wish you were a thousand miles away. Maybe you're a thousand miles away and you wish you were with your family. Maybe you're glad to be with your family, but they can be a bit a bit much. And it's easy to feel like you're the problem.

Listen.

Really listen.

You. Are. Not. A. Problem.

You are perfect just the way you are.

You are doing the best you can in a system that is working against you every step of the way. And you're still here.

Quite frankly, that is *amazing*. *You* are *amazing*, sweetie!

Whether its your family, or your friends, or your pocket friends, or just your Internet Auntie, know that there's people who love you and cherish you and want nothing but the best for you.

I'm not gonna lie to you and say everything's gonna be fine, but I can absolutely tell you with certainty that you're not alone, okay?

And remember: you're doing *amazing*!
#GAYINT

Warning: Gender fluid level critical

Estradiol administered

in my fully automated luxury gay space communism-punk world if you make a proprietary binary, your computer explodes and kills you for the glory of the party

The Correct Incantation

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

I feel this needs to be repeated 🍪

The annoyance of cookie banners
doesn't come from the regulations, but from the malicious compliance of the corporations who want to exploit your personal data.

No data-harvesting cookies = No banner.
Simple.

My websites have no cookie banners,
because they don't use any non-essential cookies and don't track visitors.

Yours shouldn't either.

#Privacy #Cookies #PrivacyLaw