You are now seeing your glasses.

Its a well known fact that the 4 CPU architectures are x86-64, aarch64, riscv64, and s390x

Nobody has ever actually directly observed s390x but, like dark matter, we can infer its existence through compiler support

I like this:

The GPS never says "Are you sure you're going the right way?"
It just says, "Recalculating route."

Remember that when your kid tells you they're trans.

The future of software development is Gemini adding and removing the "status/needs-triage" tag from an issue on GitHub 5,000 times.

Gemini is made by Google, a company once famous for incredibly high quality software engineering.

https://github.com/google-gemini/gemini-cli/issues/16723

the AI systems are way better than any of you bitches at one thing: They consume enough water to function

there are five hand problems in software development:

1 naming things
3 absolute ordering
2 cache in5 concurrencyvalidation
́4 exactly-once delivery
6 off by one errors
4 exactly-once delivery

the kids remain undefeated

"In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them."

When you hear something outside, but you didn't have time to put on pants.

@TheBreadmonkey
It is also an anagram of 'Riot, compost, frolic'. Which seems to be the todo list of half of fedi.

I don't play OPTIMALLY, I don't CARE FOR THE META, I don't play TO WIN, I PLAY TO HAVE FUN, and if I don't have fun, THEN I STOP PLAYING

#OffTopic

Best material?

[not you may not have criteria or a use case, that's the joke]

Posts without alt-text shouldn't qualify for trending.

The best of 2025 : Accountabiility.

okay which of you did this

I was given an excellent new water filter bottle for Christmas, and I'm very happy about it, but it wants me to connect it to an app. I am not going to connect it to an app. It is a water filter bottle. Why on earth would you need an internet enabled water filter bottle. Aaargh.

Therapy dog