concept: a show like ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but about software instead

"i'm at spunkchute, a SaaS company that owes $2 million to AWS and is on the brink of closure”

"oh my [bleep] god. the main database server is running Ubuntu 8.04 and has two backdoors and a coin miner. SHUT. IT. DOWN.”

vibe coding is programming in the way that chewing spearmint gum is brushing your teeth

Please help me settle this important existential question!
#Cutlery in the #dishwasher, should it go...

New breach: Troy Hunt's Mailchimp account was successfully phished and a subscriber list for his personal blog was exported. Data included 16k email and IP addresses, plus derived lat long and time zone. 75% were already in @haveibeenpwned. Read more: https://www.troyhunt.com/a-sneaky-phish-just-grabbed-my-mailchimp-mailing-list/

omfg

I have a question regarding #accessibility and #AltText / #ImageDescription / #MediaDescription.

I need to come up with an image description for the attached image for my job. I'm at a complete loss. This is alt text nightmare mode.

Are there established methods for describing complex figures such as this one?

I would be very happy about some input from people who actually need image descriptions.

Of course, on the artist's Facebook post for this comic, there is a reply guy saying "Well actually, the term gaslighting wasn't about gas lighters..."

Andrew Tate is a rapist, lets see how many of you are not intimidated by him, share this post to prove it.

I asked my good friend @david_chisnall if there is a commonly known slang to describe a massive propagated error. He replied with one word - and nailed it:

“Windows”.

To be honest, “x86” would also be a good answer. However, a more accurate way to describe x86 is as a “pile of horrible, independent ideas forming a huge, unmaintainable mess”.

- Do you play any musical instruments?
- I play the Unicode.
- Huh? The Unicode? What's that?
- It's a kind of string instrument.

@TyrionTargaryen @mookie @briankrebs for anyone who hasn't seen this masterpiece yet:

"But Ryan, the C preprocessor isn't a programming language!"

Skill issue.

fedi is a scam made by big girls () to make more girls

Come join the fediverse! We got

• tech bro
• fossbro
• transfems, lots of transfems
• one of them is trying to port fedi software to a game console you haven’t heard about in 20 years
• the shitposter
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• incomprehensible horrors of federation
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