Mobile Suits imply the existence of Landline Sui- oh wait that's just Evangelion.

For pride month, you can no longer use the phrase "let me get this straight".
You have to use "just so we're queer".

there are posts without alt text on its timeline. multiple! this is in violation of the following principles defined in the HTML spec:

Except where otherwise specified, the alt attribute must be specified and its value must not be empty; the value must be an appropriate replacement for the image. The specific requirements for the alt attribute depend on what the image is intended to represent, as described in the following sections.

The most general rule to consider when writing alternative text is the following: the intent is that replacing every image with the text of its alt attribute does not change the meaning of the page.

@cR0w

Our Pride promotions aren't just rainbow-washing, you know.

I mean, they are, but not *just*. I also do care.

Curse the person who put the back pain Relief on the bottom shelf.

It takes only 4 seconds to read this.
It takes a bit longer to find the word spelled wrong.

IDK I'm hard pressed for the perfect Pride Month meme when we're living the the Hell Times--

and there it is.

"We didn't have autism like 100 years ago"

Right that's why stamp collection is a thing

For neurotypical reasons

I'm the opposite of AI, it takes me 2 hours to write a simple email and I don't consume any water at all

Hewwo fwiend!

Hi hi hi!!!

Oh I'm so glad to see you. Thank you for stopping by and reading this post, it means a lot to me!!!

Did you know you're amazing and powerful? You have the power to bring this fluffdragon a big smile!!!!

You've just done it, possibly from thousands of miles away, just by coming by here and giving me your thoughts for a moment.

See? Amazing. :3

I ADORE you!!! Have a great day, okay? You deserve it!!!!

🩵🩵🩵

You‘re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock

Heartbreaking: incredibly boostable post has no alt text

One of my favourite placards from yesterday

(Also praised by the Green Party Councillor speaking)

bash.org #56558

<Pyroman> NEW RULE 
<Pyroman> No one may have a name that starts with 'No'  
<Pyroman> It fucks up my nick completion  
*** Yukari is now known as NotYukari 
*** GigaClonWantstoKickNickServ is now known as NotGigaron 
*** NMR is now known as NotNMR 
*** DJ_Bytes is now known as NotAlsoDJBY 
<emphaticallyumopepisdn> You guys are sheep 
<NotYukari> baa 
<NotAlsoDJBY> Baaa 
<NotGigaron> baaa 
<NotNMR> baaaa

If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

@wlonk @mhoye

Without wolves to keep them in check, the CEO population has exploded to far beyond the ecosystem's carrying capacity.

every time you see me complain about my mental health you have to picture me as a failgirl scientist in a lab coat studying a very strange monkey

"Please set a new password for your account."

okay

"Your password does not meet your organization policy."

okay, you could have hinted that in the interface before I hit enter, but what's the policy

"It's a secret to everybody."