Time for a new #Introduction post!
Hi everyone!
I'm Eliza, a lesbian OC artist from Belgium. I mainly do illustrations and comics of my babies Celdervinn and Mihoko.
You can also hire me for your very own commission ✨ https://vgen.co/artbyeliza (or email)
I'd be grateful for your repost ❤️
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@MelissaBearTrix
You don't put up an Easter tree. You have to cut down an Easter tree on Good Friday and then it'll put itself up three days later.
“why should transgender people get more rights than we do”
cis people will get to have free transgender surgeries too.
hey i have an idea for the oil crisis
what if we pool our resources to build very large fuel efficient vehicles of some kind that we all share- like a library that moves. a public resource.
we could call it… free public transgender surgeries
Dr John Hammond didn't think it was possible to transition from female to male and that's what lead directly to the catastrophic events of Jurassic Park.
The moral of the story is trans rights or else get eaten by dinosaurs.
Here's to all the kids who were born with non-default settings; to all you who put the effort in to figure yourselves out.
You're amazing and deserve to be celebrated.
I'm glad you're here 💝
My microwave is clearly best.
It's never sent a SYN request.
It might cook food unevenly
but doesn't need DHCP.
No updates needed, no network jack,
for nation-states to come and hack.
If power blinks, the clock will flash,
but remote attacks can't make it crash.
When your app's site decides to close
I'll still enjoy my burritos.
My washing machine doesn’t need Wi-Fi.
It's a feature that I would regret.
I just need a way to wash my pants.
Not show them to the Internet.
My oven doesn't need Wi-Fi.
I'd value that least of all.
It's already shielded from getting too hot.
It doesn't need another firewall.
My fridge does not need Wi-Fi.
That is just not useful for me.
I want a place to chill my food.
Not chat via TCP/IP.
@catsalad I Am the Very Model of a Modern Cyber Specialist
I am the very model of a modern cyber specialist,
My posture is proactive and my mindset synergist,
I leverage blockchain paradigms resilient and immutable,
For threats that are, in practice, mostly quite disputable.
I’m zero-trust by principle, by strategy, by ritual,
Though flat networks persist beneath my slide deck quite habitual;
I champion quantum readiness, cryptography transitionable,
While SSH keys on our servers stay embarrassingly guessable.
I speak of AI governance, of ethics and alignment,
Of digital transformation in a cloud-first re-assignment;
I orchestrate compliance in a framework interoperable,
Yet patching legacy systems is declared economically implausible.
I circulate an SBOM with enthusiasm evangelical,
Though half the stack was compiled by interns quite mechanical;
I threat-model via workshops with sticky notes galactical,
But tracing actual packet loss I find impractical.
I quantify cyber maturity in gradients holographic,
With heatmaps operationally impressive and chromatic;
I benchmark risk velocity in dashboards most aesthetical,
While incident response remains distinctly hypothetical.
In short, in blockchain-quantum-zero-trust evangelistical,
In AI-driven thought leadership aggressively statistical,
In buzzword transformation visionary and fantastical,
I am the very model of a cyber strategist theatrical.
But when the logs erupt at 3 a.m. with evidence electrical,
I forward them to someone slightly more technical.
it is because of the twitter transfemmes that we think of Caesium-127 as a girl name
can you all stop promoting homophobic and transphobic alternatives to Firefox?
its recent moves are bad, and hostile to a privacy conscious userbase
but on device machine learning, and modest ads is not worse than having actively LGBT hostile developers
It is 222 A.D. You are the transgender Empress Elagabalus, "call me not a man for I am a woman". Transitioning is new and experimental.
It is 1776. You are "Public Universal Friend", a transmasculine Quaker. Transitioning is new and experimental.
It is 1906. You are Karl M. Baer, a trans man undergoing sex reassignment. Transitioning is new and experimental.
It is 1930. You are Lili Elbe. Transitioning is new and experimental. (to be fair you did get a uterus transplant.)
It is 1966. You are in Compton's Cafeteria with a bunch of other trans people when the owners call the cops to throw you all out. You riot. Transitioning is new and experimental.
It is 1969. You are Marsha "pay it no mind" Johnson. You are in a mob-run gay bar when the cops attack. You throw a brick. There is a bit of a scuffle. Transitioning is new and experimental.
It is 2026. You are a transgender adult or child listening to the NYT and British Guardian claim this is the first generation anyone has tried transitioning in. Transitioning is new and experimental.
Cryptography engineering has an intrinsic duty of care.
http://soatok.blog/2026/02/25/cryptography-engineering-has-an-intrinsic-duty-of-care/
“trans women reinforce gender stereotypes”
[survivorship bias airplane meme]