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12I only boost images with alt-text.
https://en.pronouns.page/@Thymelizabeth
https://keyoxide.org/hkp/8f68a821702fe76cf3ceca474257a518bdcb380f
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Ilya Zverev
zverik@en.osm.town
@amapanda Being #trans is just like #OpenStreetMap: you change one tag, and some guy feels his entire existence attacked.
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Amᵃᵖanda | map data witch
amapanda@en.osm.townBeing #trans is just like #OpenStreetMap: there's always some government insisting they know the official version.
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Ko Simon toku ingoa 
SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz
Please boost: Just to piss off Don Brash and pay him back for using an image of a Māori woman without her #consent on his anti-Māori-wards billboards please share this widely. #nzpol
Via @MichaelaKHulse
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the dimension where nightmares live
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Ann Annas
Ananas@jorts.horseSCAM ALERT
An elderly adult may go up to you and pinch your nose without your consent then claim to have stolen your nose
Do not attempt to pay them to reacquire your nose
They do not have your nose
Their supposed proof is just their thumb in between two of their fingers
Do not engage them
You still have possession of your nose
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yassie_joy 🎄 
yassie_j@labyrinth.zone
Adults in Britain can no longer type 5318008 into their calculator unless they send a copy of their ID to Casio to verify their age.
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sluttymayo
sluttymayo@jorts.horsefaq
q) what is a woman?
a) a woman is somebody who knows they're a woman
q) how can you tell if somebody is a woman?
a) what are you, a fuckin cop?
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me spending 4 hours stressing out about all of the things I have to do today before getting started
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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply 
markwyner@mas.to
This is bound to bring some joy to your day. Everything about it is delightful.
(And the engineering is amazing.)
#Joy #JoyScrolling #Happy #Laughter #Play #Engineering #RollerCoaster
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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"
Lana@beige.party"Two sexes," they say. "Any others are unnatural"
MUSHROOMS: but we have 17,000 sexes.
"The female of the species," they proclaim, "is the one that carries the fetus to term. Males can't get pregnant. It's unnatural."
SEAHORSES: but our males do
"If you are born with a vaginal canal, you're a girl," they scream. "If you weren't, you aren't. End of story."
TURTLES: but our males are. and they can even breathe through them.
"Biological sex can't be changed," they shriek, self-righteously."That's just science".
CLOWNFISH: but we do it all the time
"You can pretend to be a gender you weren't born as, they gasp, assuring themselves that surely this time they will emerge victorious, "animals can't just up and change their chromosomes. That's common sense."
BUTTERFLIES AND MOTHS: but we can. explosive chromosomal macroevolution is literally a part of our lifecycle.
"But chromosomes determine biologi-"
BEARDED DRAGONS: ours are determined by the weather
"But the Bible says male and female he made th-"
BLUEHEADED WRASSE: all of us are born female
"But you can't just wake up one day and deci-"
GROUPER (MALE): we literally do.
"But gender isn't flui-"
GROUPER (MALE): sometimes we change back
"But you can't just pick what gender you're going to be on any given day!" They shriek, "It doesn't work that way!!"
GROUPER (FEMALE): ahem
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Hazel Weakly
hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioPre-mortems? How about developer tarot readings instead
That rewrite you’re planning? Ooh buddy, looks like we drew the Death card, ouch, hmmm that’s not a good sign at all. Bad omen for sure.
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rail 🦊
rail@flufftech.netpeople be like "omg trains in germany are always so late and unreliable"
bullshit
imagine you have a train departing at 12 and you're worried you'll miss you connection because it's an hour late?
it's okay, there will be a train at 12 as you expected
it's just going to be the one that was supposed to arrive at 11
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