where do you live?

Ah yes. According to the lab results, I can't read.

ARM SoC? this one believes the term is: "glove".

bash.org #37449

[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices...
[@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows."

bash.org #477

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours.
That's relativity."
   - Albert Einstein

bash.org #933542

<Brianith> They're the same type of people that think because I know computers, that I'm a hacker. And because I'm a hacker, I can use a computer to tell their refrigerator to sprout legs, walk to me, and tell me their credit card numbers.

Got a joke for you. Man’s struggling in bed. Can’t get it up. Goes to doctor, asks for help.

Doctor stands there, listens and nods. “Got just the thing for you. Go to OnlyFans. Look up FemboyPegliacci.”

Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor,”

i love public wifi hotspots which provide hacker enrichment by implementing “data caps”

“Your daily limit of 350MB has been used” - oh, so terrible, what will I do? Definitely not ifconfig wlan0 down; ifconfig wlan0 hw ether 00:12:FD:AC:AB:FF; ifconfig wlan0 up

oh fuck off. fuck all the way off. https://jsdate.wtf (11/28)

⚠️ If you see a post or DM saying "your account is currently suspended for verification purposes", do NOT click on the link. It is a scam.

Fediverse servers do not ask people to verify their identity. There is an optional self-verification system, but that's just for those who want to use it. No one is ever asked to do it.

If you are in ANY doubt about ANY official-looking message, contact your own server's admin directly using their public email address on your server's website's "About" page.

You get exactly one of the following powers.

Choose wisely.

💡 FEDI. TIPS

Boosting is really important on the Fediverse because it makes whatever you boost federate its gayness to the entire servers of your followers. A boosted post makes your followers' timelines more gay, and also contributes to the gayness of everyone on the servers of your followers.

Instead of venture capital, the Fediverse relies on human beings sharing gayness. This process creates a wonderful rainbow of gayness.

#FediTips

FACT: if you’re not gay on the computer then Alan Turing died for nothing

I'm smol; call that little enbian

Say you have a problem, and you think "I know, I'll solve this by using an AI to generate a regular expression".

Now you have twentington delve emdash democratize.

@nilaypatel -- editor-in-chief of @theverge -- thinks there aren't girls on the fediverse 😂

boost this if you're a girl on the fediverse to scare him lmao

@lina
I’m glibly, confidently wrong, but plausibly grammatical,
And not obscene, cause Kenyans screened out training too traumatical
If asked to cite my sources, half of them will be fantastical,
That’s what you get for cribbing from a parrot that’s stochastical.