Enterprise Role Play (ERP), sometimes also Enterprise Resource Play: A unique form of fetish role play.

Unlike more popular fantasies such as boss/secretary focused on power relationships in an office environment, in ERP the business processes themselves are central to the scenario.

ERP participants can create elaborate scenarios involving fictional purchasing departments, legal teams, contract negotiations, and more. Large group ERP scenarios sometimes even extend to the point of renting out vacant space in an office park and acquiring demo licenses of SAP or a competing software package to make the fantasy more realistic, or even traveling to a remote ERP group's dungeon to roleplay a merger or acquisition.

As with more conventional roleplays in the S&M context, consent is critical in ERP. If participants are expected to invest significant real-world money in software licenses, make sure this is agreed upon by everyone in advance. The outcome of all merger scenarios should be pre-briefed; attempted hostile takeovers of another dungeon are extremely frowned upon and can result in participants being banned from future events.

If those slop jockeys could read, they'd be very upset

EU Fines Google $1 Billion for DMA Competition Violations, Including Making Search Results More Useful
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2026/07/25/eu-fines-google-1b

MSRC is starting well with their "piss off the reporter" strategy.

I reported in full detail a two-vulnerability exploit chain, since on their own either vulnerability is somewhat shrug-worthy. I got a request that I submit a separate report for the second vulnerability.

I dunno, maybe do it yourself? You already have everything. MSRC is a perfect example of an organization where nobody wants to do their job.

@cR0w @darfplatypus casual Fridays should be pants optional

I kinda wasn't expecting a multi trillion dollar industry to build its marketing campaigns on my tiny niche. Makes sense IMO, 0day have always been pretty easy and false positives don't really matter during the audits... and the entire world has been told 0day are impossible

The amount of people who aren't comfortable saying "I don't know" is staggering.

Make "I don't know" more common in y'alls vernacular. It's healthy and leads to learning new things

The PTFs for IBM i 7.6 TR2 and 7.5 TR8 are released today, Friday July 24 2026.

https://www.rpgpgm.com/2026/07/first-technology-refreshes-of-2026.html
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