GPU accelerated terminals became even more pointless now that output is emitted from slopmachines (also GPU accelerated!) emulating the speed of teletype terminals.

Btw. this is a great video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frMwsDTjmAs

Day 535. Once you have associated a custom route table to your #Azure Kubernetes Cluster, you are not allowed to change that route table. That seems to be a completely arbitrary limitation since you are allowed to change all custom routes, just not the name of the route table. And while they also state it in the docs, it doesn't get explained. Want to use a new route table for your cluster? Easy, deploy a new cluster.

[RSS] CVE-2025-59284: How reading a gnu manpage led to a Windows NetNTLM phishing exploit

https://sec-fault.com/blog/cve-2025-59284/

[RSS] KslDump -- Why bring your own knife when Defender already left one in the kitchen?

https://github.com/andreisss/KslDump

"I'm concerned about LLM code in #curl and would like to suggest a code ban"

https://github.com/curl/curl/discussions/20972

In case you missed it, new particle just dropped. The LHC has confirmed (and in ridiculous accuracy) the existence of a heavier version of the proton.
A proton is made of 3 quarks, up/up/down. This new particle is made of charm/charm/down, where the charm quark is basically the same as the up, just heavier.
So not groundbreaking like finding supersymmetric particles, but still cool. Further confirmation that the standard model of particle physics is reasonable.
https://home.cern/news/news/physics/lhcb-collaboration-discovers-new-proton-particle

YouTube autoplay switch now does nothing?

Vibe coding is going great at big G!

snap-confine + systemd-tmpfiles = root (CVE-2026-3888)

https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2026/03/17/8

Qualys just can't stop!

[RSS] Now You See mi: Now You're Pwned

https://labs.taszk.io/articles/post/nowyouseemi/

[RSS] From virtio-snd 0-Day to Hypervisor Escape: Exploiting QEMU with an Uncontrolled Heap Overflow

https://osec.io/blog/2026-03-17-virtio-snd-qemu-hypervisor-escape

yt comment:

> Remember: The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by a LLM right now.

Hey Simon Gardner, James Pearson and Blake Morrison. That was not journalism, that was just Doxing. Shame on you. I hope you will never get a job in journalism again. And may your sleeves always get wet, when washing your hands.

#banksy

je suis #banksy!

@jerry

I’m catching up on the news today and see that Nvidia forecasts $1T in GPU sales over the next 18 months. That is crazy. I don’t know how that works at any level

If Trump’s ongoing plan to cause hyperinflation of the US Dollar succeeds (as it shows every chance of doing) this seems feasible.

I’ve wondered for a while if this is the plan for most ‘AI’ data centres:

1. Borrow hundreds of billions via fixed-rate bonds.
2. Build a thing.
3. Crash the economy so hard that a billion dollars is the price of six eggs.
4. Repay the loans.

the *european* payment processor - #nexi - that the FSFE was using for donations, was doing some disproportional requests violating the #privacy of the #donors to the FSFE, and in the fog of war cancelled the contract with the #FSFE. Now the FSFE is hunting to get those 450 donors attention and donations back. details in this archived mail: https://ctrlc.hu/~stef/fsfe-nexi.txt

maybe some journalist could shine some attention at this case?

Sam Bankman-Fried’s mom, a former law professor, has been asked to please stop filing documents on her son’s behalf in regards to his motion for a retrial (where he is supposedly representing himself)

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940.589.0.pdf

advertising bounce buffers :D

https://community.intel.com/t5/Blogs/Tech-Innovation/Artificial-Intelligence-AI/Confidential-AI-with-GPU-Acceleration-Bounce-Buffers-Offer-a/post/1740417

in linux you can use the evil bird emoticon (:>) to destroy files, eg `:> important_document.txt`

the bird will eat the file and leave it completely empty!

Fun stuff from my team mates Rene Rehme @renereh1, Nina Piontek and @kantorkel:

"Via a large enterprise's AI assistant, we obtained access to several million Entra identities and all chat logs including attachments — no prompt injection or model tricks required.”

https://srlabs.de/blog/hacking-ai-agent

https://infosec.exchange/@srlabs/116243968443532012