Mildly amusing: this Aussie dude got fed up with people parking in his driveway so he installed a motion-activated sprinkler.
The swift strict memory safety proposal has been accepted: https://forums.swift.org/t/accepted-se-0458-opt-in-strict-memory-safety-checking/78116
We found out that machines performed 7% better if we trapped them in an endless loop of profound existential anguish
Time spent getting the vulnerable software and deploying it: ~10 hours
Time spent writing the exploit: 14 minutes
“Chrome Browser Exploitation: from zero to heap sandbox escape - Matteo Malvica - NDC Security 2025" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL2po1swXO4