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https://en.pronouns.page/@Thymelizabeth
https://keyoxide.org/hkp/8f68a821702fe76cf3ceca474257a518bdcb380f

When a kernel commit starts with "In A.D. 1582 Pope Gregory XIII found that ..." you know you're in for a ride:
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git/commit/?id=f076ef44a44d02ed91543f820c14c2c7dff53716
tl;dr: Rockchip decided November should have 31 days...

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โ€œiโ€™m gonna rip your balls offโ€ vs girl who wanted bottom surgery anyway

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When it snows in Scotland the snow turns the Bannockburn statue of Robert the Bruce into something magical.

๐Ÿ“ธMarisa Braithwaite

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Hey there kiddos!

It's your GAYINT Internet Auntie, here to have some real talk. There's a whole bunch of major holidays coming up (US Thanksgiving, then a whole slew of other days throughout December/January depending on your region/religion). And holidays are stressful.

That goes double when you're. Well. Kinda different. Maybe queer, maybe neurodivergent, both, something else... Look. Holidays are complicated at the best of times. And, these are, quite frankly, not the best of times.

Maybe you're with your family and you wish you were a thousand miles away. Maybe you're a thousand miles away and you wish you were with your family. Maybe you're glad to be with your family, but they can be a bit a bit much. And it's easy to feel like you're the problem.

Listen.

Really listen.

You. Are. Not. A. Problem.

You are perfect just the way you are.

You are doing the best you can in a system that is working against you every step of the way. And you're still here.

Quite frankly, that is *amazing*. *You* are *amazing*, sweetie!

Whether its your family, or your friends, or your pocket friends, or just your Internet Auntie, know that there's people who love you and cherish you and want nothing but the best for you.

I'm not gonna lie to you and say everything's gonna be fine, but I can absolutely tell you with certainty that you're not alone, okay?

And remember: you're doing *amazing*!

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princess pancake butterfly_โ€‹neofox_lesbian

Warning: Gender fluid level critical

Estradiol administered

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Ghost ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

in my fully automated luxury gay space communism-punk world if you make a proprietary binary, your computer explodes and kills you for the glory of the party

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I feel this needs to be repeated ๐Ÿช

The annoyance of cookie banners
doesn't come from the regulations, but from the malicious compliance of the corporations who want to exploit your personal data.

No data-harvesting cookies = No banner.
Simple.

My websites have no cookie banners,
because they don't use any non-essential cookies and don't track visitors.

Yours shouldn't either.

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Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) pawโ paw

Kitty is such a good helper!

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Jessica๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Valve announce limited edition blue Steam Machine, โ€œIt is a piece of Andalite technology that the Yeerks do not have,โ€ Gabe explained, โ€œA technology that enables us to pass unnoticed in many parts of the universe - the power to morph. We have never shared this power. But your need is great.โ€

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rk: itโ€™s hyphen-minus actually

I am an IEEE 754 NaN value. You are an IEEE 754 NaN value. We are not the same.

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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

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Nintendo Gamma Boy.

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We are almost there folks hang in there

2020 โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ 641%

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ana ยซmodel a7m2ยป neobot_cat_headphones_pink๐ŸŽถ

SUPERMARKET CHECKOUT LINE: no one says anything but you catch a lot of weird looks. roll 2d6 to find out how much PSYCHIC DAMAGE you take

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- my son/daughter turned out alright
- ma'am your child refers to its birthday as "manufacture date" and seeks ways to abandon the mortal flesh
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Natasha mastodon๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช

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I'm surprised to learn this week that French and British museums consider theft wrong

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Security conference talks fall into two categories
* we designed a distributed entropy siphon to perform a black-box hypervisor side channel escape and chain-load a persistent rootkit into the CPU cache
* we looked behind the sofa and found an entire industry of products/services that have made no attempt at security at all and are therefore vulnerable to the most basic issues that we've been finding in everything for the past 30 years, and no-one else had bothered to look.

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