I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."

Company-wide emails in the hardware security lab:

• I am once again reminding you that just because you can pick a lock doesn’t mean you may
• we definitely own like 17 logic analyzers and yet they’re all missing
• urgent: who is 3D printing all these ominous skulls?
• using million dollar prototype circuit boards as a frisbee does not count as “stress testing”

linux moment

Found in my archive:

Body wants
Mind goes

Hahaha I just saw someone call ChatGPT “Grand Theft Autocorrect” 😆

Shots fired! :D #English #UK #US

No means no*

*unless we determine that we have a legitimate interest

“Bluetooth, named for the 10th-century Danish king Harald Bluetooth […]” is such a wonderful (true) series of words if you want to inflict psychic damage

What makes LLMs work isn't deep neural networks or attention mechanisms or vector databases or anything like that.

What makes LLMs work is our tendency to see faces on toast.

entering each docker container is like descending into an inner circle of hell

counterargument to the quote in the post:

i am a real dragon. i can do whatever tf i want. if i want boobs then by god i will have them

The existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of up surgery, down surgery, strange surgery and charm surgery

bert: ernie, this heart sutra book is confusing. it says 'form is emptiness, emptiness is form' what does that even mean?

ernie:okay, bert. you know your paperclip collection?

bert: yeah

ernie: they're just bent metal, bert! they're only 'paperclips' because you use them that way. without you, they're just... metal

bert: so...they're empty?

ernie:yep. empty of fixed meaning. but because of that, they can become anything. a paperclip, a sculpture... or a marshmallow catapult, Bert! the heart sutra says when you stop clinging to what you think things have to be,you’re free to see how amazing everything already is

Bert: ernie, don't make a marshmallow catapult out of my paperclips

Inside every QA tester there are:

- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.2 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
- '); DROP TABLE WOLVES;--
- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>

Me before transition - a huge dork

Me after transition - a huge dork but gorl