int. Kremlin
agent 1 (sets down bong): what if
agent 2: (giggling)
agent 1: what if we get trump to buy, like...
agent 2: (stifling laughter, holding back tears)
agent 1: ...fucking greenland
agent 2: (fully crying)
agent 1 (opens gmail): who's the dumbest senator

https://euromaidanpress.com/2025/01/13/danish-intelligence-russia-forged-letter-to-spark-trumps-greenland-purchase-bid/

My mom accidentally referred to cryptocurrency as “kleptocurrency” this morning and I think I’m going to call it that from now on! 🤑

Update the HTML and CSS spec to use the correct spelling of "colour”, you cowards.

Time to cause DOGE some pain!

Rep. Jamie Raskin has announced a campaign encouraging Americans to FOIA their personal data held by DOGE.

Recent court rulings mandate DOGE must comply.

PDF form letter: https://archive.ph/JYXXA

My Typst template: https://tangled.sh/did:plc:hgyzg2hn6zxpqokmp5c2xrdo/47-watch/blob/batman/supplementary-files/raskin-doge-privacy-request.typ

New insult just dropped 😂

#SpaceKaren #Tsarlink

Imagine you're a #Gentoo packager, and you're about to bump a #Python package. Which of the release summaries sounds the most ominous to you?

#packaging #FreeSoftware #FediPoll

Remember: when you run #curl shipped by Apple with the --cacert flag it won't behave like #curl does everywhere else. As I wrote about last year. I think they're doing it wrong. They think its fine.

https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/03/08/the-apple-curl-security-incident-12604/

trying to hide malware by changing the file extension

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is that yyyy-dd-mm?!

holding the website down with my foot & pointing my sword at them as I check this box:

The United States has paused intelligence sharing with Ukraine.

It is a move that was met with understanding by most world leaders, as every country has realized that this US administration is low on intelligence.

We need to trust our eyes.

Nazi salutes, racist purges, an ambush on the Ukrainian president by a far-right regime. If what we see aligns with what we know and is also in line with an established track record, our default assumption should be that what is happening is actually what it looks like.

“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I SAID MY FOOD DISH IS EMPTY.”

Tell me you're storing unhashed cleartext passwords without telling me you are storing cleartext passwords.

Mildly amusing: this Aussie dude got fed up with people parking in his driveway so he installed a motion-activated sprinkler.

Omfg I'm dying 🤣☠️

I saw a post just once of someone who jokingly said they pronounce the word testosterone like it’s Italian pasta and my brain latched onto that for dear life.
I can’t un-hear it in my head.

It doesn’t matter if the post is a serious one, I hear the word in my head like it’s fettuccini and I giggle.
Whoever you were, congrats on ruining me. If I ever use the word in person I will lose my shit 😅