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#Haiku

Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse."

#infosec #sysadmin #bofh

I would kill or die for Larry the cat.

ya know, ive never seen @jerry and @catsalad in the same thread at the same time. Starting to think there's some funny business going on here. Is Cat just Jerry's shitposting alter ego ?!

Of course programming is art, ask any programmer the range of emotions they felt looking at someone else’s code that one time.

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts.

It's called 'Leave Me the Fuh Cologne.'

Binary distributions give you eggs. You never value the goose. #Gentoo is all about the goose.

WARNING: This gender has been deprecated and will be removed in a future release. Please transition to a supported gender.

Or you can go straight for a taco if you prefer?

dear economists, if all your economic markers say the economy is going great yet ordinary people keep saying the economy is the worst they've ever seen, maybe get some new economic indicators instead of scratching your head and wondering why the people are so "out of touch" with reality

I have very conflicting feelings about this :D

#electronics #repair #righttorepair

Your amateur lion tamer name is your regular name prefixed by "the late".

software developed by a guy and his 7 robot friends

we at microsoft salute you, CEO of the fediverse

Hello lovely people: This is a snapshot of my wonderful rainbow community here in Nelson New Zealand.

A friend posted this picture on Facebook today and dealt with some absolute vileness. They stood up to it but shouldn't have had to. And despite the negativity, they're still here, still resilient, still joyful. 🌈❤️

We were gathering to protest against the gender bill going through NZ parliament right now.

If you're a kiwi and you want to help stop this bill, you can fill out a submission by following the link at the bottom of this post.

You don't have to say much, "I oppose this Bill in its entirety" is good enough!

Thank you in advance for your kindness. 🌺😊🪻🌸🌈

And if you've already filled out a submission, just know you're absolutely appreciated and you've done an awesome thing.

(Oh, and as always, much more in the alt text)

https://www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/make-a-submission/document/54SCSSC_SCF_9E8E8A14-A51C-4567-AB33-08DE9053A7D1/legislation-definitions-of-woman-and-man-amendment-bill

#newzealand #community #pride

they call it "cross compiling" because you will be very cross when trying to do it

If we accept that the G in GIF is a hard G because the word that G stands for, Graphics, has a hard G, that means that GNU shouldn't be pronounced, "Guh-new." The G should be a deafening feedback whine.

Mobile Suits imply the existence of Landline Sui- oh wait that's just Evangelion.