had a good conversation earlier that went something like this:

them: “is AI making pentesting easier?”

me: “yes.”

them: “why, because you can use it to look for vulnerabilities in code quicker?”

me: “no, because it generates vulnerabilities in code quicker”

:3

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@jerry/116058078820309343

If you throw them in a lake and they float, they are a bot!

In a choice of colour-flavours of sweets, which is your favourite?

POLL: (in toot below, because turns out you can't have a photo and a poll in the same post)

This is blursed.

https://rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/commands-with-comma/

🎼
Now I've heard there was a secret path
The hacker typed and it pleased the app
But you don't really sanitize it, do ya?
It goes like this, dot dot, then slash
Then up a dir, no not to /trash
The filesystem "just doing what I told ya"

../. ./.. /../ ../ ../ ../

#directorytraversalmemes

OH: "OpenBSD? Ah, das Fischlinux."

Him: well what's your big brain idea to eliminate food assistance fraud?

Me: universal food assistance

Him:

Me: because there wouldn't be a system to cheat, everyone would just get a check

Him: and who does that benefit?

Me: family farmers and human beings who rely on food for nutrition

Him: what about rich people?

Me: what about them?

Him: you would give them food assistance too?

Me: that's what universal means

Him: you can't do that

Me: yesterday you said I couldn't tax them and now you won't let me feed them either?

Him: they can afford food

Me: then it should be fine to tax them

Him: but if you tax them they won't have as much money

Me: I'm willing to offer universal food assistance

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#Haiku

@aires use rot13 twice for double the security!

"i would rather debug a linker" is sure a phrase to describe just how bad something else is

There is a cat in your computer it can read out files.

Where exactly is the Duchy of Nukem, anyway?

#DukeNukem #retrogaming #shitpost

that shark that bit the internet cable is ChompTIA Network- certified

#ITWorldCup Greetings, programs 💾
I've got the honor to present you the match you all have been waiting for: The final of the 2025* Programming Languages World Cup:
#python vs. #rustlang

*yes, yes I know, but we started in 2025. Will start the next one earlier, so it doesn't get confusing again.

Matin 👋

#caféAnimé