Nintendo Gamma Boy.

Error: Password does not spark joy.

We are almost there folks hang in there

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SUPERMARKET CHECKOUT LINE: no one says anything but you catch a lot of weird looks. roll 2d6 to find out how much PSYCHIC DAMAGE you take

As a cybersecurity professional from where do you hail? I'm trying to understand the community around here.

My "feeling" is that there are quite a few Americans around here, but I would like to better understand the diaspora.

I know this is not the most intelligent of polls but as a start mkay? Boost if you don't mind :)

#Cybersecurity #Infosec

I'm surprised to learn this week that French and British museums consider theft wrong

Security conference talks fall into two categories
* we designed a distributed entropy siphon to perform a black-box hypervisor side channel escape and chain-load a persistent rootkit into the CPU cache
* we looked behind the sofa and found an entire industry of products/services that have made no attempt at security at all and are therefore vulnerable to the most basic issues that we've been finding in everything for the past 30 years, and no-one else had bothered to look.

it must feel so good for the mech pilot to be intimately linked to the systems of a hundred-ton war machine,,,,,,,,

“It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about” is extrovert propaganda.

call me a linux kernel the way i panic when something unexpected happens

call me busybox the way i act differently depending on what you call me

I'm a computer programmer with a Fediverse account, and I am this many years old.

Please consider boosting for a more representative sample.

#programming #poll #demographics #fediverse #age

this always makes me laugh

keep guessing autofill, maybe you'll get it this time

fact: multipass assemblers are built like that for the same basic reason rabbits eat their poop

I've seen a lot of religious debate on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for these Disappointed Jesus pins. I've never read the Bible, and I'm 99.9% sure that most people who quote Jesus haven't either.
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