Validate your email address.

You're a good email address, we are proud of you

Lament, lament, for the poor embedded developer at Lovense who has had their legitimate business title co-opted by overambitious AI bros and media lick-spittles.

Unknown Senior Vibe Coder, we salute you.

We, the operators of this social media account, sometimes face dilemmas about what we want to post. For example: "Are you a Hubber and want to become a Berger? We're looking forward to you!"

Love it or hate it, one thing is certain: It doesn't really matter, because others are doing our marketing today. 🙃

#Codeberg #GiveUpGitHub #GitHub

Biblically-accurate power outlet

#Shitpost

@amapanda Being #trans is just like #OpenStreetMap: you change one tag, and some guy feels his entire existence attacked.

Being #trans is just like #OpenStreetMap: there's always some government insisting they know the official version.

Please boost: Just to piss off Don Brash and pay him back for using an image of a Māori woman without her #consent on his anti-Māori-wards billboards please share this widely. #nzpol
Via @MichaelaKHulse

boiling water: a shakespearean interlude

twas i that set the house ablaze

the dimension where nightmares live

SCAM ALERT

An elderly adult may go up to you and pinch your nose without your consent then claim to have stolen your nose

Do not attempt to pay them to reacquire your nose

They do not have your nose

Their supposed proof is just their thumb in between two of their fingers

Do not engage them
You still have possession of your nose

Adults in Britain can no longer type 5318008 into their calculator unless they send a copy of their ID to Casio to verify their age.

faq

q) what is a woman?
a) a woman is somebody who knows they're a woman

q) how can you tell if somebody is a woman?
a) what are you, a fuckin cop?

me spending 4 hours stressing out about all of the things I have to do today before getting started

#shitpost

2 (very) short stories...

#Cats #Caturday

The CEO has arrived to oversee you
#Caturday

This is bound to bring some joy to your day. Everything about it is delightful.

(And the engineering is amazing.)

#Joy #JoyScrolling #Happy #Laughter #Play #Engineering #RollerCoaster

Who would win? A quarter-trillion dollar industry or these four horsemen?

#INFOSEC