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I once mistook a trebuchet for a park bench. It was the long wooden seat that threw me.

After Thulsa Doom killed my family and my tribe, @jerry took me in, taught me the way of the sword and helped me exact my revenge.

I will never forget this.

And I must repay Jerry and his the impressive roster of infosec servers ( https://mastodon.social/@jerry@infosec.exchange/110781964675046145 )

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I think Fedi would appreciate the anti-car sentiment this meme has.

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It's not that the Republicans and the Democrats are the same...obviously. But for decades - since Clinton - the Dems have sided with neoliberal economics, just like their Republican counterparts, so the major differences between the two related to overt discrimination, to the exclusion of the economic policies that immiserated working people, with the worst effects landing on racial minorities, women, and gender minorities.

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Anyone working with printers in their #activism should know about tracking dots. This project helps deal with them.

https://github.com/dfd-tud/deda

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43551397

my favorite operating system is bingos 11, i like the way that you can't even do anything with it, it just does its own thing and shows you ads and sends your most private thoughts and fears to an advertising agency. at least they made it so scrolling up moves the page left and vice versa

@cR0w Husky with zwj emojis turned on looks like this:

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concept: a show like ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but about software instead

"i'm at spunkchute, a SaaS company that owes $2 million to AWS and is on the brink of closure”

"oh my [bleep] god. the main database server is running Ubuntu 8.04 and has two backdoors and a coin miner. SHUT. IT. DOWN.”

vibe coding is programming in the way that chewing spearmint gum is brushing your teeth

Please help me settle this important existential question!
#Cutlery in the #dishwasher, should it go...

New breach: Troy Hunt's Mailchimp account was successfully phished and a subscriber list for his personal blog was exported. Data included 16k email and IP addresses, plus derived lat long and time zone. 75% were already in @haveibeenpwned. Read more: https://www.troyhunt.com/a-sneaky-phish-just-grabbed-my-mailchimp-mailing-list/