@dey "flying in airplanes used
to be fun, but now it resembles a dystopian bin-packing problem in which
humans, carry-on luggage, and five dollar peanut bags compete for real estate while crying children materialize from the ether and make obscure demands in unintelligible, Wookie-like languages while you fantasize about who you won’t be helping when the oxygen masks descend."
Hope this cheers you up :)
https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1309_14-17_mickens.pdf