@buherator :thanks-I-hate-it:

@buherator Wow ☹️ 😭

@buherator
I disabled that feature.
but for most people, yes it is like that.

@buherator Damn, they're trying to get them to watch a movie with 22% on rotten tomatoes. At least they could have shown them The Terminal, which is objectively better.

@buherator I thought it was another @NanoRaptor thing, just sicker and more disturbing than usual.

@buherator
I searched for zoom and hit enter. Bad luck for me, the uninstallzoom.exe is alphabetically before zoom.exe. Guess what happened next

@buherator btw I'm working on a movie called cmd.exe and its sequel Editor and the tie-in videogame Adobe Acrobat Reader are in the works.

@buherator 5 hours? I looked at it for 5 seconds and it was already enough lol

@buherator I read it with the extra word "server" in my head.

@buherator
Superb

@buherator
What worries me more is that there’s likely someone at today's Apple looking at this and thinking, “yes, this is the way!”

@buherator
Windoze: I see you typed the exact name of that program you use all the time.... You're probably looking for this random webpage. No? What about this dusty old file someone shared with you five years ago? It has almost the same word somewhere on page 53. Aren't you amazed that I found this? I applied some aggressive spell correction based on your keyboard layout and voila! No?
*filter: apps*
W: oh, I see, you probably want some Adobe app. Here's a whole bunch of apps you can buy.

@buherator People who buy their own computers with Windows on it and not erasing it to install Linux have nobody to blame but themselves.
You people have chosen this.

@buherator the funny thing is: for most users thats probably the more useful result.
Most PC users don't use a terminal.

@buherator I should make a movie called calc

@buherator still using Windoze as long as that is the platform I work on but guess what's going to happen when I retire?

Thankfully there is still a way to turn this shit off, but I bet that soon there won't be.

@buherator It'd take 5 hours just to sort it all out.

@buherator
At least, it shows a good movie suggestion 😎

@buherator A palate cleanser?

@GossiTheDog @buherator Good news for holywood. That will end the stream of remakes and comic adaptations: Movies about paint, taskmanager, word and excel.

And I'm sure gnome will put a lot of effort to copy this on linux. I can't wait to watch the "Bash-Movie" from some independent film studio.

@buherator

Microsoft's attitude towards Linux: first ignore, then belittle, and then surprisingly start pushing Windows users towards it.

@metnix @buherator Ads in OS are an offense against all that is decent.
If you actually pay to use that OS, that's just self-flagellation.

@buherator This also caused problems when you have poor connectivity to their server (for example, when I was in China). It rendered the start menu unusable.

Luckily this at least can be disabled

@buherator Do you mind if I repost this image elsewhere? (I'd try to get my own image capture but I don't use Windows any more.)

@ivorytusk @buherator

@buherator Can it even still be called an operating system?

@buherator this is beautiful. I've been looking at this for 5 hours now.

@buherator that’s pretty bad

@buherator Yes, but it's still good to try to be considerate I think. Thanks!

@buherator On my work PC, Search opens so slowly it often misses the first letter I type, so CAMI, becomes AMI, and SNAG becoimes NAG. I end up with an unusually number of Bing searches for Amish people and newsreader Naga Machetty.
The PowerTools search is better for sure, but unlearning the windows key tap at my age is a non runner.

@buherator and that’s not even the good terminal movie smh

@buherator Windoze 11. It's terminal!

@buherator It would be even more ironic if the movie picture was from the kafkaesque 2004 film, The Terminal.

Maybe if you did a few searches for Tom Hanks beforehand it would deliver that.

@Jumpmed @buherator Quality doesn't matter when there's an advertising deal to flex!

@not3ottersinacoat @buherator queen

@metnix @buherator no? No? No? I have more and fancier tricks to make me even more stupid: a "no" is an interaction so everything you rejected now becomes "recommended for you"

@buherator I wonder what happens when you search for notepad

@buherator This is the quote for the times we live in.

@andygates @buherator Very true! 😅

@buherator "There's NO terminal in Windows, there's Command Prompt" .. which points you to a war action movie with Arnold in 😂 ... but it's not the worst .. since 'last update X' now NVIDIA almost any time I start Win11 taunts me with 'something extra in their store' I haven't found a way yet to disable their ads ..

@buherator is this real?

@buherator not a great movie by the way

@buherator
Using Linux for like two months and being a complete not-IT-human I understand this post 🥳

@GossiTheDog @buherator what about "Emacs vs. Vim - pure text editing rampage"

@buherator we're not safe on macos either 😓

@zadjii @buherator which launcher is that?

@mxk @buherator

Although it seems the tech industry wants us to use all our powerful machines as dumb terminals and have all the real work done in the so-called cloud (their computers) so they can overcharge us for it.

@buherator I still can't for the life of me even force Windows to do that, though. I only get the app (even if real Windows heads would be looking for cmd.exe, not 'Terminal' ;) )

From Parallels... new install so I haven't turned off some of this functionality yet (which you can...)

@buherator If your MicroSoft® Windows™ plus EULA© device has been up for more than four hours, then it may be worth checking an update hasn't hung

@buherator 😭

@buherator hahaha, brilliant. Running into that shit everytime I need to install a work PC with Windows and try to search for a Windows setting... just doesn't work anymore these days.

@pkirn @buherator the #powertoys Command Palette. It's gotten sooo gooood in the last couple releases

@buherator Pro tip: Block bing.com using the hosts file and all of this crap will be gone.

@zadjii

The only thing I miss from Windows is PowerToys window tiling 😢 KDE tiling can't span a window over multiple zones.

@pkirn @buherator

@buherator What do you mean you can search the start menu? Is this Windows 10? 😂

@buherator for the professionals, you get Ads in Windows 11 Pro as well :)
It’s better to work with the terminal, after watching that movie at work.

@buherator
The only way to get windows updates to appear in the start menu is typing `upa`. I found this out by mistake once, but has stayed consistent for 2 years.

Not `upd` or even `updates`, but only `upa` works consistently.

🤷‍♂️

@buherator
Disabled the start menu web search and forgot about it https://pureinfotech.com/disable-search-web-results-windows-11/

@buherator At least the actual Terminal app is listed in the search results. Now, try the same with Recycle Bin.

Spoiler: Windows won't know it exists. It has only been in the OS since Win95. Yet unless you go and explicitly "Pin to Start", you will never be able to launch it from there.

@buherator Apparently Windows is intended for people who use their computers as entertainment devices rather than tools.

I'm a Linux-only tool user though, so I wouldn't know.