100k SIM cards racked and stacked in a random apartment in New York state but I can't buy a box of cold medicine that actually works without a photo ID and the pharmacy retaining my info for years after the purchase.

@burritosec

@burritosec Have you tried organized crime?

@buherator you win today for me.

@buherator my crimes are only ever disorganized, due to the incompetency of my lackeys and hired muscle

@burritosec

Bishop: Organized crime?
Cosmo: Don't kid yourself. It's not that organized.