New damage types just dropped for #ToddlerDnD

Eyeglass nose pad punched into eye socket
Damage: 2d12 blinding

Toe broken by dropped wooden block
Damage: 3d10 swearing

Nailbed bit while feeding piece of banana to Toddler
Damage: 2d6 radiating

Shoulder dislocated from sleeping on floor in one specific comforting position
Damage: 1d12 permanent

Stepping on D4 discarded in shag carpet:
... actually that was the DM's fault

#parenting #ttrpg

@TarkabarkaHolgy Lip split by enthusiastically thrown wooden block: 2d8 crushing damage

@GamesMissed

Tooth chipped from enthusiastic headbutt during hair brush time
Damage: 2d6 cosmetic

@TarkabarkaHolgy can confirm a teenager throwing a plushie at you can also cause the first one

@clareburgess No one warns you about the glasses tax on kids

@TarkabarkaHolgy Heel hammer-kick to balls during sleep -> 2d6 minutes of temporary paralysis