New damage types just dropped for #ToddlerDnD
Eyeglass nose pad punched into eye socket
Damage: 2d12 blinding
Toe broken by dropped wooden block
Damage: 3d10 swearing
Nailbed bit while feeding piece of banana to Toddler
Damage: 2d6 radiating
Shoulder dislocated from sleeping on floor in one specific comforting position
Damage: 1d12 permanent
Stepping on D4 discarded in shag carpet:
... actually that was the DM's fault
@TarkabarkaHolgy Lip split by enthusiastically thrown wooden block: 2d8 crushing damage
Tooth chipped from enthusiastic headbutt during hair brush time
Damage: 2d6 cosmetic
@TarkabarkaHolgy can confirm a teenager throwing a plushie at you can also cause the first one
@clareburgess No one warns you about the glasses tax on kids