Turns out "despite patches" means "despite patches being available, because a bunch of people aren't applying them" rather than "despite patching it, but it's still vulnerable anyway and there's something wrong with the patches" 🙄

Words mean things.

#SavedYouAClick

@tychotithonus Wow. I don't want to assume, but that one seems intentionally misleading.

@cR0w Yeah, exactly. Because clicks.

Of course, I blame the editorial layer (not Page); authors have notoriously little control over titling.

@tychotithonus Both statements are true but the threat function collapses as you try to exploit the box

@tychotithonus Of course. Shaking my head at El Reg, not Page.

@buherator That is hilarious and insightful. You win the Internet today, and it's only 5:42 a.m. here. 😁

@tychotithonus