asbestos is the future, asbestos is a modern material of science. if you aren't using asbestos in everything you are going to be left behind

asbestos is the answer! it doesn't matter what the question is. do you want to be flammable or something??

if we don't use enough asbestos the demon at the end of time who inexplicably cares about minerals will be very mad at us

my wife is actually made of asbestos now. yes, i married it

@ana sometimes I have issues with asbestos, it’s not perfect. but I can’t imagine my life without it.

@smitten @ana nicely done, you two!

@ana aisbestos

@ana It makes a wonderful SNOW FALL too! Even in August! With another fire roaring down toward your home! As best as we can do! Yr fiends at DOW.

@ana Asbestos WILL burn, and quite violently, in chlorine trifluoride!

@cstross @ana You have to love these fluorine compounds that look at an oxide (asbestos, water, sand, etc.) -- that is, something that in an ordinary atmosphere is as burnt as it's ever going to get -- and think "Oh. Neat. That's a fuel."

@dpnash
Ooo a chemistry snark...

@ana

@ana which reminds me of

@ana No, you're wrong. Radioactivity is the future. Look at all those uses. X-ray to fitting your shoes or clothes, uranium in the cups and dishes for strengthening and a cool bright and colour, radium in a toothpaste for cleaner, whiter and shinier teeth... This is the future

@MascarellDiego @ana see the real answer is radioactive asbestos.

The question? Still working on that

@ana AI might as well stand for asbestos insulation because ripping that shit out and fixing the damage is going to be hella expensive

@ana the problem with this comparison is that asbestos, aside from the health risks, was actually a really good fit for the jobs it was applied to

the current craze is a lot more like radium. pure quackery

@ana

AI stands for Asbestos Immersion

@ana can so-called asbesties solve the loneliness epidemic

@ana if you don't have any lungs you can't get asbestosis! it's that easy

@ana cut out and mail in this coupon for your first free asbesto

@georgebaily @ana the government wants you to prospect for asbestos, I saw it on "I Love Lucy"!

@ana Some people are worried about the nature and health and stuff. They are so naive.

@ana Asbestos and chill

@ana Chilling with my asbesties

@ana Well, probably as best a place as any to drop this track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsF5nmwAp3s

@ana you heathen.
you absolute numpy.

Only sad hermits invest in asbestos.

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