I wonder what crazy #conspiracy theories are going around about the South-European #blackout 🍿

@cR0w I want all the details!

@cR0w

@buherator Just the usual stuff about all this being a false flag operation by the government to position themselves as the saviours and secure the next election.

Not a lot of conspirations, just a ton of memes and jokes about porn addicts running out of battery, discovering that dirty mags are not printed anymore and attempting to use imagination for the first time to relieve themselves.

@lonelyautomata Dirty mags are still in print around here...so I've heard...

@buherator not in spain. Multiple laws over the years restricted were they could be sold and displayed, then internet happened. We don't have that here anymore, unless you want to buy used ones in collecting website

And even if there still was one, there's a good chance they would not be able to buy it since almost no one carries cash anymore. It's been an absolute disaster today. Let's hope trains will work tomorrow or I'm going to have to work from home.

@lonelyautomata I hope everything gets back to normal soon and no one gets hurt!

(but gotta admit the porn angle has incredible shitpost potential)