Hey, I'm your friendly OS with light pastels and not too many buttons!
You can't install me without an Internet connection, we don't live in the dark medieval ages! Except when you cast this magic incantation I will allow you to install without and Internet connection. Oh, I'll have to reboot to do that - our alchem^Wscientists say they'll get rid of all reboot requirements for displaying hyperlinks in 10-15 years.
In the meantime, here are a couple of questions about how much I should rat about your porn viewing habits to my masters in Redmond the minute you get your life together to afford an Internet subscription.
I'm an enterprise-ready system!
Do you want to play Candy Crush???