Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve

Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N

@PavelASamsonov

So, frustrated, you decide to stay in and cook. You go to a recipe site, and find something you like.

The recipe starts:
I remember the summer of 1997 well, as I was in Cape Cod with my beloved Irish Setter, Molly. The thing about Cape Cod summers is that you never know if you will need a sweater in the evening. Not a heavy sweater, but...
...5 pages later ...

boil for 10 minutes
serves 2

@PavelASamsonov still as bad as the early web days, just no blinking banners or rotating .gifs.

@ianrogers @PavelASamsonov I did a recipe on here yesterday. I stripped out all the guff, left in quantities, and condensed 4 paragraphs into the odd sentence.

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@ianrogers @PavelASamsonov Try this web site:

https://www.justtherecipe.com/

There's a Chrome extension that does the same thing, but this will work with any browser.

@PavelASamsonov reminds me of something... https://xkcd.com/773/

@PavelASamsonov I had to pick up kid at the swimming pool. Went to their website, because I only got the name of the place. Their address is not there.

@PavelASamsonov
Me: I wonder what’s on their menu.
Website: Start online order or delivery?
Me: Fine; if it lets me see the menu, let’s pretend I’m starting an online order.
Website: We’re sorry, online ordering is not available at this time.

@PavelASamsonov Meanwhile in my low-tech little village. We have a hand-made static HTML site probably hosted on a Compaq somewhere, where some legend has gone to the trouble of scanning in each of the local takeaway menus to JPEGs.