@TarkabarkaHolgy At "foot down" I burst out laughing.
Read it to my wife, she hopes they have gnome shifters.
The fact this was supposed to be an April's fools, but people liked it so much the author had to write it? Priceless.
@CastAtWill Oh you bet your ass they have gnome shifters. Book 2 of the series.
@kissane @TarkabarkaHolgy I was eating when I saw this. I did survive, but I'm not sure why
@aehdeschaine @TarkabarkaHolgy "Lawn Ornament Shifters Book 1" is the most menacing thing I've seen in a novel title for a good long while
BOOK ONE