The last time I took an #airplane was roughly 10 years ago, and I have to say that #service and care taken with other peoples property have degraded significantly.

Landed in Warsaw, looking for my connecting flight. Waiting for my backpack to come out of the security checks (why did I need to go through them, I just came out of a stupid #airplane!!), and suddenly I hear the alarm on my #dosimeter go off 🙈

Do #airlines make #CabinCrews all one gender, or was it coincidence I just had a flight full of male #stewardess|es?

Also, why are the men not made to dress as snappy? 🤨

the 2032 illegal raves in abandoned data centers are going to be incredible

Dinge, die man heute sagen kann: "Das ist ein Verhalten, das ich vielleicht vom Bundeskanzler erwartet hätte, aber nicht von einem erwachsenen Menschen."

Es ist nicht alles schlecht!

Things I don't miss from my childhood: going to a restaurant and coming home absolutely reeking of #cigarettes.

Not being able to taste any food because not only people are neighbouring takes were smoking, but also my company at my own table (usually my mom and aunts).

3 Kollegen über 40 auf Dienstreise im Ausland.
Keiner von den 3 ist auch nur annähernd schlecht bezahlt und/oder dem Hungertuch nahe.

Vertreiben sich die Zeit damit, Klein- und Kleinst-Beträge durch die Gegend zu überweisen, wenn wieder 1 das Bolt, Abendessen oder Drinks für alle bezahlt hat 😅

Ich finde es witzig.

I have been brought to a #restaurant where the only non-alcoholic drink is non-alcoholic #beer. And #radler.

For a work function. 😳

There are children at other tables in this restaurant. 😳😳

Wir hatten eine Diskussion, wie viele Technologien das Handy überflüssig gemacht hat.

Kollege: Wann habt ihr das letzte Mal ne Taschenlampe gekauft?

Die witch greift in die linke Seitentasche vom Arbeitsrucksack und zieht die Taschenlampe raus.

Kollege: ...oder n Taschenrecher?

Die witch greift in die mittlere Vordertasche und zieht einen Taschenrechner hervor.

Kollege: ...oder ne Kamera?

witch: öh, die liegt im Hotel.

Kollege: ...😳

Jo. Ich bin ein wandelnder #CornerCase 😁

Aufzugtüren, die sich nach den aussteigen sofort schließen, und erst bei Kontakt wieder aufgehen: aua. 🤨

But energy is not scarce. It falls on the ground and is blown over the surface of the planet, every day.

This is not energy scarcity, it's stupidity abundance.

My boss decided not to get a rental car for the week in romania, but to use bolt. Much cheaper!
Yeah, maybe. But virtually all of them have their seatbelts disabled one way or another, so I'm paying for this cheaper price for my company with my safety. 😕

There is another Audit planned next week. But that one I already have tickets for #DB for. Looking forward to be late and missing my connection and still being able to arrive in the same week.

After all the problems I had with #Lufthansa on the way here, they now won't show me my flight home because there was a space at the end of the booking reference copied from their mail.

While the #LOT website just cuts anything it doesn't like from my input and shows me what I'm asking for.

Someone wants me to download their stupid app, and someone wants me to just get on with things.

Wenn ich so der Aussage des Kollegen folge, war es heute Nacht im Hotel nur normal viel zu warm, nicht ich-kann-nicht-schlafen warm.

Blöde #Perimenopause

A binman in Turkey’s capital found a bag of thrown-away books on his rounds and couldn’t bring himself to take it to the dump. He kept it. Other workers started doing the same. The pile has now grown into a public library of over 9,000 books, run by sanitation workers, in an old brick factory 📚

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/15/europe/garbage-collectors-open-library-with-abandoned-books

#Books #Library

After being reunited with my suitcase, i find it really interesting how much of a difference a familiar #nightgown makes to the quality of your #sleep.

Ach verdammt.
Nach dem verlorenen Koffer hab ich mir gestern noch die basics beschafft, um heute arbeiten zu können.
Die jahrelang kurzhaarige witch hat vergessen, dass lange haare einen Kamm benötigen 🙈

#BadHairDay

I updated this for 2026.

that 4-hour gap between "I'm gonna be so productive today" and "who am i even"

#adhd #neurodiversity