I've been an 'agile project managers' for years but my sum total understanding is that 'agile' means it'll be done when it's done and stop asking about it.

@fesshole Tru dat!

@fesshole Damn straight. 😤

@fesshole well, a fundamental principle of agile is that, ahead of time, you don't know exactly what you're going to build; therefore, it's impossible to know ahead of time how long is going to take.

@fesshole Sounds about right!

@fesshole speaking of agile you know what JIRA stands for right????? Jira isn’t really agile == JIRA!

@fesshole Right in the feel bone.

@jbqueru No, it'll take exactly the time it takes to use up all the budget.

@sleepyfox that's too true to be funny, unfortunately.

@jbqueru MOAR - the Method Of Agile Reduction
https://gist.github.com/sleepyfox/0188da3b889c4b9fce45f82976be2104

@fesshole and if your team is incompetent and takes 2x time to produce 2x buggy code, you get 4x the money because in agile invoicing by time is the norm. Brilliant idea for a business actually!

@fesshole Ah, yes, the eternal fight between devs. and project managers