Looking for more folks to follow in 2026, drop some recs here plz if you have them <3

@jerry
We should bring back #followfriday

But in the meantime here are some gems

@TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @babe @TheBreadmonkey @skeletor

Oooooo, there folks all seem fantastic, thank you!

@Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @babe @skeletor

❤️😊🕺

'Monitor Monday'

I agree with with this list! And people should follow you aswell (if they know what's good for them.....).

Have a great week you bunch of lovelies.

Mon-DAY! Mon-DAY! Mon-DAY!

@TheBreadmonkey are you today's monitor? Are you in charge of cleaning the board at the end of the lesson?

@jerry @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @babe @skeletor

@Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @babe @skeletor

I am responsible for the milk

@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy

Can I bang the erasers together?

@jerry @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy that's how you get baby erasers

@sarble @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy lmao

@jerry @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy

Tapping the felt material type blazers with the board rubbers on the way out of the lesson, resulting in obstinate to remove oblong chalk marks, tee hee. Not as effective with the nylon type blazers.

Reading that back it sounds like a badly rhymed fanfic verse for Baggy Trousers.

@Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @skeletor Signing in for today's shenanigans!
Who's got the creme eggs?

@babe @Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @skeletor

Ben. But I don't know where he's hidden them.

@TwoClownsEating @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @skeletor

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@Tattooed_Mummy @TwoClownsEating @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

I'm going for a new record

@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @TwoClownsEating @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor As long as you're not trying to get into the Daily Star

@babe @Tattooed_Mummy @TwoClownsEating @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

Unfortunately they are the industry experts. They've got 100% legit boffins.

@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

I believe in you!

@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

I have many questions about this story, but the main ones are, why only 3 months? and is there a sliding scale of length of ban to number of eggs ratio?

By my calculations that's approximately 1 day per 3.7 creme eggs. Doesn't seem super scientific, but I'm not one of the creme egg boffins mentioned elsewhere.

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor I mean, I believe in him but I don't 326 creme eggs believe in him.

@woe2you @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

You underestimate Ben at your peril.

@Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @Nickiquote @babe @TheBreadmonkey @skeletor

Such esteemed company, I'm anxious now and will have to up my game. ❤️

@TwoClownsEating @Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @Nickiquote @babe @TheBreadmonkey @skeletor Train with a smaller number of creme eggs and work your way up.

@woe2you @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @babe @jerry @Nickiquote he could melt them and use a funnel

@Tattooed_Mummy @woe2you @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @babe @jerry @Nickiquote

hey TikTok kids, don't try this at home . . .

@cgsines @woe2you @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @babe @jerry @Nickiquote

Jerry just asked for a simple 'who should I follow?' And now he's caught up in creme egg bum chat. Poor bloke

@Tattooed_Mummy @cgsines @woe2you @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote Well, he's got an introduction for what he's in for by following us at least

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @babe @jerry @skeletor They need three months to let the native Creme egg parrot population recover, but he still needs to be allowed back after that so that the population doesn’t get out of control.

@TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @TwoClownsEating @babe @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor
The whole of Cambridgeshire? How worried should I be in Bedfordshire?

@babe @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

He's trying to get them in his star.

@TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @Tattooed_Mummy @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

That's an "easier" record to beat, you've only got to do 10

@ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

Omg look

@Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor is … is the UK okay?

@jollysea @Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor Not even a little bit

@Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor Maybe the crocodile thought they were still in there?

The creamy center of some sort of human turducken.

@Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

“Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise.”

@Tattooed_Mummy @cgsines @woe2you @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @babe @Nickiquote I couldn't have asked for a better group, y'all are my people. Been chuckling all morning.

@u0421793 @ben @babe @Nickiquote @jerry @skeletor @TwoClownsEating @Tattooed_Mummy

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@Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor it’s quite likely that there’s potential record holders who for whatever reasons of their own simply have not elected to enter into any officiating process at all, and thus, their potential to hail a world record is forever occluded.

@Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor and now the croc holds the record

@mttkng @Tattooed_Mummy @ben @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

I feel like this is a revenge attack because the crocs missed out on eating Steve Irwin. If they couldn't have that hero they had to take another.

@Tattooed_Mummy @ben @TwoClownsEating @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor Of course. It’s tricky to run away fast from a crocodile with eggs up your bum.

You’d need a lot of luck. It really would be a crap chute.

@jollysea @Tattooed_Mummy @ben @babe @TheBreadmonkey @jerry @Nickiquote @skeletor

We're not OK, no. We're still in mourning the death of our rightful King*, Bruce Patterson, cruelly taken from us in April 2023 😭

*In Arthurian legend whoever could pull the sword from the stone was the rightful King of England. We just updated it to the most anally stored egg shaped confectionery to stay with the times