Good news, web developers: you no longer need fancy animations and 8k video backgrounds just to drain your users’ batteries.

Battery Drainer cuts out the middleman. No visuals, no crypto mining, no useful work required. Just pure depletion.

https://github.com/asciimoo/battery-drainer

#webdev #frontend #satire #battery

@asciimoo You're doing God's work!

@asciimoo sell it as a hand warmer charge a subscription for the ad free tier

@jimothy Already on the roadmap: Heat as a Service.

@asciimoo @jimothy Also mental health support: no battery -> no doomscrolling, tiktok, etc.! I think you could get an EU grant for this...