"Somehow, against all odds, I found it. I happened to use the exact right string in my search to pull up some reddit threads [...] inside was a link to a Microsoft forum post. I kept my expectations in check and clicked on the link. What I saw had my nearly vibrating in my seat."

And this is why #discoverability and #search are important.

You may some day post some weird stuff that could save somebody else's ass. Poor fella will never find it on Fedi though, because of the ancient fear of imaginary monsters who gain their power from full-text-search.