My wife is making me cook dinner even though I am unimaginably hungover. This is a violation of my human rights and possibly the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of the world. Certainly in the top 5. Chicxulub impactor, Chinese River Disaster, Bubonic Plague then this. Someone needs to get Boutros Boutros-Ghali on the phone to sort this out.

@TheBreadmonkey To ensure there isn't a repeat of this, do it REALLY badly.

@Extelec

I'm afraid I just couldn't

@TheBreadmonkey Ok, Use every pot, pan, plate and all of the cooking spoons and knives. If you are cooking, you CANT be expected to wash up.

@TheBreadmonkey Tried and easy solution: just start drinking again while cooking!

@Extelec @TheBreadmonkey "One of the secrets
of cooking is not to think about washing up."

@buherator @TheBreadmonkey Also one of the reasons, I'm always in trouble.

@TheBreadmonkey order in