I can now finally disclose that I'm about to receive a significant promotion... My job will be changing from "parent" to "grandparent" this fall.
@jerry congrats. Time to get a cat in your home, for when you get to meet the newest alpaca π
@jerry
It's a beautiful stage of life. Enjoy it. I have a granddaughter.
@jerry Congratulations to all involved. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.
Start writing out the toy shopping list now, Jerry.
Yes, these won't be required for a few years, but it helps to be organised.
Drum kits, whistles, xylophones, cymbal bashing monkeys, karaoke machines, electric guitars...
... anything your grandchild can use to annoy the hell out of your own kid.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, via a proxy, and at maximum volume!
Congrats!