Did you know that the hardware that hosts infosec.place has worms inside of it

@LivingCooki You scared me! It's good that I have used to opening the original post.

#MastoAdmin

@rolle @LivingCooki 😂 here we go with this stuff again.

Wonder how many people will block simply based on this post.🫣

@LivingCooki If it does it would be along with loads of other instances hosted at the datacentre.

@cR0w you boosted this, do you know something I don’t?

@cwill @cR0w try opening the original page for my post

@LivingCooki well my host should've let me know, shouldn't they've.

@LivingCooki Can confirm! 🪱

@LivingCooki @catsalad the funny thing is that I’m so used to people being mean to my instance specifically that it didn’t occur to me that it was That trick until 3/4ths through the comments…

@0xabad1dea @LivingCooki @catsalad what's the trick?

But an .horse domain with worms is a bit of a funny joke.

@emma @LivingCooki @catsalad there's a way to ask the receiving server to substitute a variable for its own name in a post. so everyone sees their own server as if it were typed in.

@0xabad1dea @emma @LivingCooki Pretty sure it doesn't work on Mastodon (so you should see it), but they used the $INSTANCE$host$ in their post.

https://mementomori.social/@rolle/114031060027517051

@LivingCooki I told you that in confidence!

@LivingCooki I’ve seen photos of computers full of beans. Worms don’t shock me.

@LivingCooki

What, @tek got rid of the beetles?

@suetanvil @LivingCooki Yeah, I loaded it with iguanas to eat them.

@LivingCooki @tek

(That's right. He messes with all of the instances' hardware.)

@tek @suetanvil @LivingCooki and then they died and now the worms are eating them.

@szakib @suetanvil @LivingCooki Wait ‘til you see what I’ve got planned for them!