the Retropals somehow dug up the absolute worst, least fun, most passive-aggressive edutainment software I have ever seen. It kept throwing absolutely absurdly torturous sentences that no human would ever say at the player to grammatically correct, and after several mistakes it starts telling you off, in recorded audio, about how bad you are at grammar and how deserving you are of punishment. That sounds like a parody but afaict it was serious

https://www.twitch.tv/retropals/clip/AlertFlirtyEagleNerfBlueBlaster-beLeXQjhEOKaYm57

the game itself doesn't have any overtly Christian elements, but this is big "we are a Christian shop and we make Christian software for Christian children in Christian schools" energy

@0xabad1dea This sounds pretty much like foreign language education in the post-Soviet block

@0xabad1dea The Knuckle Slapper hardware add-on sadly wasn't approved by legal