Hear me out: The boiling point of ethanol is well within the range of operating temperatures of GPUs, so we could use all those AI datacenters to brew moonshine!

@buherator GinAI

@buherator Molotov AI

@ciaranmak Yes, accidentally blowing them up is an accepted risk.

@buherator Go on...

@cR0w https://infosec.place/notice/B49KKCZ4HPHv4zIniK

@buherator making brandy by feeding industrial quantities of MD 20/20 through a cooling system.

@huronbikes @buherator Isn't that how Malort is made? With some car air fresheners thrown in for the aging?

@cR0w @buherator as a Chicago resident and a drunk, I am obviously well versed in the production of Malört and your recipe sir is not complete as you are missing the old shoes and ground-up matchsticks.

@huronbikes
Dude, I was sneezing and I think hurt myself laughing.

ground-up matchsticks...

@cR0w @buherator

@huronbikes Mandatory LLM generated design

@buherator but where do the shoes and the matchsticks and the old socks go, so we get that authentic flavor of disappointment?

@buherator

LOL

pretty sure most of what the AIs produce is already moonshine. ;)

@huronbikes I guess you just drop those in the dark gray pots?

@buherator unlike making LLMs, making my beloved Chicago hate-juice is a precision operation.

@huronbikes @cR0w @buherator My recipe uses the genuine bag of pine tar used by the pitchers during an "L"-flagged Cubs home game. You have to be pretty sneaky to get it nowadays, too. You could try a Sox bag, I suppose, but the result tastes less like concentrated disappointment.

@log @huronbikes @buherator Ah, so that's where the botanical come from. Good to know.

@log @cR0w @buherator story time: once upon a time I found myself in the hoosegow. While waiting to b processed, the overhead PA system say, "Crazy Puerto Rican. Crazy Puerto Rican to the front". Short time later I see a guy stroll into the front area where me and some other folks are waiting. Crazy Puerto Rican was vice squad because he walks in dressed in plain clothes stuffing his badge under his shirt, walks up to someone and starts talking to someone about something none of my business.

@log @cR0w @buherator While this is going on, another person in the same line starts talking to Crazy Puerto Rican in order to try to buy drugs from him in... the lock-up. Like guy presses hard on buying drugs, not realizing he's trying to buy drugs from a cop, probably not realizing he was in lock-up. I'm trying my damnedest not to crack up but I just can't. Crazy Puerto Rican looks right at me, nods, and winks.

@huronbikes

I'm sorry but I had to look up "hoosegow" then realized I probably live too far east to get these references :(

@log @cR0w

@huronbikes

Oh it continues! Go on!

@log @cR0w

@log @cR0w @buherator From other overheard conversations, guy who was trying to buy drugs apparently was at that day's Sox game, crashed his buddy's car while plastered, and was busted with crack on him. Lesson is this is why we don't source ingredients from the Sox.

@huronbikes

OK I definitely won't ever get the baseball references.

@log @cR0w