Christmas is an entire year away and people already have their decorations up??

Settle down already.

#christmas

@aby you're too early. Some countries still have a christmas holiday today

@techwitch - it's a joke.

@aby i am aware. But saying christmas is a year away is just inaccurate. Christmas is today.
Tomorrow, that joke will be funny (for anyone who's not orthodox)

@techwitch -

1. Time zones exist.

2. You must be a fucking ball at parties. 🙄

@techwitch Congratulations on correctly identifying why the joke is funny. Now go outsidem. Touch some grass.