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It would seem that Slack and I don't share a common definition of "uptime"

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@TomSellers They round up to the nearest hundred so people don't argue about the decimals, as the current custom appears to be.

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KPI 101: If you don't like what you are measuring, change the way you measure it.

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This reminds me of a place where I used to work where the CEO measured uptime for all services by determining if ANY service at the data center was up.

Him: We have 99.999% uptime
Me: We have single event outages longer than that...

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@TomSellers @Viss
Looks to me like they had an uptime event pretty much every day.

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@buherator @TomSellers "every terraform apply is chaos engineering"

That hits way too close to home.

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@G33KatWork Every single line in that video is brilliant 😂

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