I block people who reply to my posts telling me that I'm Mastodoning wrong. This is the best and most correct use of Mastodon.

@evacide Please include a picture of your cute pet with each post going forward.

@evacide

@evacide I wasn't aware there was a correct way to Mastodon. I'm sure I'm doing it wrong as well.

@evacide Anyone doing anything other than thanking you for your posts, insight and being here is completely missing the point of what's important.

You rock Eva.

@evacide I’m not sure what “wrong” is but I would hope it would involve riding an actual Mastodon through town

@evacide it’s Mastodon, not Mastodon’t 😉